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by Sorlk Lewis

"Won't Get Fooled Again" AKA
"Won't Get Frelled Again: Farscape On Acid!!!!"

Written by Richard "FrooniumRicky" Manning
Directed by Rowan Woods

~*~Who's On First, What's On Second, And Who The Hell Is On Third…?~*~

Chip Reviews: We are back with DK's neuro-bio-tracer, the chip's victim Sorlk Lewis, and special guest, Lyme BT, DK-Chip supporter. Thanks for joining us in this edition of 'Chip Reviews'.

<CR takes a sip of herbal tea before continuing>

CR: Let's start off with the name of the episode.

DK-Chip: Ah, yes, the song "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.

Lyme BT: GAH! I think CR wanted to ASK about it, not fer'ya to blurt it out!

<DK-Chip glares at Lyme before continuing>

DK-Chip: As I was SAYING, the song is by The Who.

CR: Yes…?

DK-Chip: Well…that's it.

Sorlk Lewis: Oh boy…this is gonna be fun! <giggles manically>

CR: ARG…ok, so, who came up with the title?

DK-Chip: Well, whom do you think?

LBT: Froony?

CR: Yeah…Froony?

DK-Chip: Well, maybe…

CR: What do you mean maybe?

<SL falls off her chair laughing insanely>

LBT: SL…what'r ya laffin at? You 'k?

SL: DK doesn't REMEMBER!! AH HAHAHA!

DK-Chip: O, shut up, SL…go make yourself useful in the writers room…I know you have work to do…

<CR sighs>

~*~ Tongue LOVIN'!~*~

CR: So, in that one part where we Thought it was Aeryn, but it really wasn't…WOW, did Claudia Black do that on her own or was it CGI?

LBT: SEBACEAN TONGUE LOVING!!!

<CR pops some Advil to get rid of the headache that has be pounding away since the first chip reviews edition>

DK-Chip: Ignore Lyme, she is obsessed with STL, Monkeys, and Buttshots…

LBT: YEA! ButtSHOTS! Crichton ButtSHOTS <THUD>

DK-Chip: Anyway…that was all Claudia in that scene…

LBT: MONKEY! ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!!!

<DK-Chip snaps his fingers and Lyme goes silent.>

DK-Chip: Better. Now…it equally amazed all of us that she was able to do that. I think it made for excellent shock-factor overall…and if it scares us, we know it's going to be good.

LBT: STL! Yea, BABY! STL!!!

SL: O, be quiet, Lyme…you don't want to make DK angry.

LBT: Whaaaa? I smeggin created that chip! He's only who he is today because of ME!

SL: Nu uh! An evil little, half Scarran antelope invented the DK-Chip!

DK-Chip: You are all insane. DK invented me and planted me in your brain, SL.

<SL snickers and goes back to writing and sipping coffee>

DK-Chip: And Lyme, why can't you be more like good little SL over there? I know you have some angsty fic to finish…hmm?

LBT: Uh…er…um…yea, but come on! This may be my only shot at this!

<CR mumbles something about crazy writers all being alike>

LBT: I HEARD THAT!

SL: Goody, goody…mwhahahaha!!!

~*~HELP!~*~

CR: I know how John felt in this episode now.

SL: What's that suppose to mean? You don't have a frelling micro…micro…micro ch…CHIP in your head.

DK-Chip: There's no chip in your head, Sorlk.

SL: Yes there is. There is a micro…micro….micro…what was I saying?

DK-Chip: As it should be.

LBT: GAH, you FREAK…you brain washed her again!!!

DK-Chip: Yes, and if you don't shut up, you're next…

<Lyme quickly shuts up and picks up her fic to work on>

CR: See? What did I tell you…this is worse than Farscape on acid.

LBT: OoooOooo, Farscape on acid? Sounds fun!

<CR blinks at Lyme>

CR: DK, you know what, you are right…

DK-Chip: I am? Oh, wait…I mean, YES, I am RIGHT. I'm always right. I'm the producer of the show.

<CR sighs and takes another sip of the herbal tea, praying it will help with calming down his nerves>

CR: Well, that's all for this edition of Chip Reviews…join us next time for…well, DON'T join us next time! Don't Send fan mail! If the show isn't popular I can be free from this hellhole! PLEASE, Help me!

LBT: SEBACEAN TONGUE LOVIN', YEA, BABY!

<Lyme runs off to assault a certain leather clad lost astronaut>

SL: DK, you better warn Crichton AND Ben.

CR: HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!!

<transmission is cut>

BZZZZZZ…

 

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